Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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