i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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