so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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