im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
