my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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