that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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