we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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