She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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