someone get that fucking seahorse.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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