I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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