I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
