we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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