Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think people are normalizing furries
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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