this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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