It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
