Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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