Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
barbara walters just said penis...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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