Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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