Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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