He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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