so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Nicole vs. Life
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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