We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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