Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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