She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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