i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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