how can u be prego again
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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