when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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