Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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