There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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