What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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