At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
