Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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