its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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