jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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