yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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