Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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