Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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