But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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