So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
