Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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