I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
