we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
its liver damage thursday
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
