Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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