I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So. Much. Porn.
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