Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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