You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
