I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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