its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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