just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I showed him my bush... on skype.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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