Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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