Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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