No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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